Released May 23rd 2025
Mr Horsey Pants is a story song for kids.
Mr Horsey Pants is just a bit fancy and he doesn’t do the normal things that other horses do. He likes the finer things in life and break dancing in the full moon light. It’s OK to be different and to be yourself
The music is upbeat using synths and guitar to support the vocals.
Lyrics
Oh oh oh if I had a horse I’d call him Mr. horsey pants of course
Sometimes Lord Hovington
Oh oh oh I can’t ride him, because he doesn’t like it when I sit on him
He tries to sit on me
If I try to brush him he says “that’s not my stye why don’t we use hair gel for a while .
We’ll come up with a look that’s cool for me”
He’s got a braided tail and a fancy hat a Versace coat and he is all that
When he steps out at night
He’s got glitter on his tail and glitter on his head, polish on his hooves , a gold chain around his neck
Oh he’s a dancing machine
He says “I should have been born a unicorn, I’m a lot like that but without a horn.
He’s really fancy”
When he comes in the house he hogs the TV watching programs that are all horsy
Or about styling his hair
He sleeps at night in a big brass bed with 6 soft pillows for his head
He wears a fluffy onesie
He wakes up in the morning and he gets grouchy, until he has his first cup his cup of tea
With a croissant or 3
They say he’s not normal, they say he’s just not right when he goes break dancing by the full moon light
But he’s OK with me
Oh he’s just a little fancy
Oh he’s just a bit fancy