Easter Dinosaurs

Released April 4th 2025

 

LyricsWhat if dinosaurs brought Easter eggs insteadInstead of rabbits delivering chocolate eggsThey’d be brought to you by a T-RexWith Pterodactyls flying over headYou could buy your eggs at the local shopBut they all hatch out to be TriceratopsOh wouldn’t it be greatIf the dinosaurs filled in while the Easter bunny was on holidayThey could hop around like rabbits doAnd they could wear fake ears to look like Bunnies tooSo if anyone tried to stop and stareThey’d just pretend there’s nothing Jurassic happening hereAnd who ever thought there’d come a time like thisSharing Easter eggs with DiplodocusOh wouldn’t it be greatIf the dinosaurs filled in while the Easter bunny took a breakThe Easter bunny he might need a restFrom all those years of delivering eggsSo he’s called up a friend or twoAnd it’s the dinosaurs who know what to doNow they’ll handle thing with a gentle touchIf they’re careful they won’t break too muchNow you’ll have to excuse a tooth mark or twoBut handling all the chocolate isn’t an easy thing to doAnd at Easter time there’ll be something for usBrought to you by a StegosaurusOh I can hardly waitThey’re warped up in foil and in shiny stuffDecorated by an AllosaurusOh wouldn’t it be greatIf the dinosaurs filled inWhile the Easter bunny was away