Petey The Polar Bear EP

Released March 14th 2025

 

 

LyricsPetey the polar bearHe grew quite tired of the arctic airHe always said it’s too cold out hereSo he packed his suitcase and he planned to disappearPack it once, check it twiceTake my polar travel adviceHey PeteyOh Petey dreamt of an island with a breezeWith pink marshmallows growing in the treesJust lounging round in the summer sun It was a dream who’s time had finally comePinch me ounce, pinch me twiceBut I think this dream is pretty niceHey PeteySo Petey booked a ride on a planeThe people on the flight thought it was a little strangeTo see a polar bear seated in first classWaiting for the stewardess to come and fill his glassFill it once, fill it twiceBut don’t forget the polar iceHey PeteyNow Petey thought his dream was coming trueSitting in the sun with nothing much to doJust putting sunscreen on his polar noseAnd splashing in the water with his polar toesSplashing once, splashing twiceThis tropical weather is pretty niceHey PeteySo Petey felt the need to take a breakHe’d had all the sun that he could takeHe found a fridge and he crawled in all aloneThe cold and the ice reminded him of homeI tried it once, I tried it twiceBut I miss my polar paradiseOh PeteyOh Petey